i bullshit

It all began with
an iPhone . . .

March was when
my son celebrated
his 15th birthday,
and I got him
an iPhone .

He just loved it.
Who wouldn't?



I celebrated
my birthday in July,
and my wife made me
very happy when
she bought me
an iPad.

My daughter's birthday
was in August
so I got her an
iPod Touch.



September came by
so for her birthday
i got my wife
an iRon.




It was around then
that the fight started . . .